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I’m available to be seen at your bar
By Kevin | September 7, 2007 
My favorite new trend is the six-figure checks that Britney Spears and Paris Hilton get for just showing up at nightclubs.
Spears reportedly got $100,000 for appearing at last weekend’s opening of LAX, a new Las Vegas joint. Hilton apparently was paid $200,000 to move her birthday party this year to PURE, a nightclub at Caesar’s Palace. You could afford the $25 martinis at these places with a good run at the craps table.
I’m not Spears or Hilton caliber, but by scale from Hollywood CA to Hollywood FL, I’m on par with, say, the guy who played Larry on "Three’s Company."
So I’d like to offer my services as a quasi-celebrity at area bars and clubs. And don’t worry about an exorbitant fee – my demands for such an appearance are within reason.
All I need is free food and drinks for my entourage, a few announcements during the night of my presence with a plug for the web site, and NO Xanax shoved in my mouth. (See this post for explanation.) I want to be served by hot female bartenders too. Like Claudia here.
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