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Party like a rockstar?
By Dr. Johnny | September 3, 2007 
ROCKSTAR LESSON # 235 Never mix Patron and Zanex..I don’t care how hot she is!
Hello everyone. I spend most of my time convincing people of exactly how cool and wonderful I am. I pride myself on being able to hide my flaws and accent my abilities. I like to refer to it as smoke and mirrors and the key to it is trying to keep yourself out of embarrassing moments….This will of course lead me to Saturday night.
Saturday night started off like any good Saturday night. A friend of mine picked me up at my house and we headed over to the Hard Rock casino here in Hollywood Fl. The place is usually packed and I was really looking forward to a HUGE crowd on a holiday weekend. Our first stop was one of the nightclubs called Gryphon. They were playing great house music and the place was busy but not so busy that you couldn’t get through the crowd. PERFECT!
At the first bar I was at I met a girl named Denise. Denise was a cute little blond girl who was having trouble getting the bartender to notice her. The bartender was a friend of mine so I got the girl the attention she needed and she decided to return the favor by offering to buy me a drink. Hey a girl offered me a drink she can’t be all bad right? Wrong. She proceeds to tell me that she is from Europe (even though she has no accent that I can detect) and that she is wearing flat shoes “because you never know when you are going to have to run away from someone”. Ok she’s nuts…figures. So I leave her and go onto the next bar.
I actually go to almost every bar in 4 different clubs over the course of the next few hours. We visit with some of our friends at each bar and have either a shot or a beer.
Now I’m not gonna lie, I feel pretty good at this point and our story takes me to an outside patio in the VIP area of a club called Passions. I start talking to this girl outside..and I don’t know her name so I will call her HAT GIRL (cause she was wearing a hat). Well HAT GIRL and I are dancing and having fun when all of a sudden HAT GIRL finds it necessary to take a Zannex out of her purse and shove it in my mouth. Now most people would spit this pill out of their mouths immediately, but I, in one of my worst decisions OF ALL TIME, decide to swallow the pill she puts in my mouth before I even ask what it is! BRILLIANT! I am a fucking rockstar! 15 minutes later I find myself at a bar at a different club talking to a beautiful girl I know named FRANCY when all of a sudden, the room starts spinning.
You know how sometimes when you get home and you have had too much to drink, when you lay down the room starts to spin? Well this is happening to me and I AM STILL STANDING!!!!! I am aware of everything that is going on around me, but I am completely disoriented. I am so fucked up that that, I don’t know why I do it, but I go in the bathroom with my camera and I start taking photos of myself in the mirror! I am not making this up by the way the pictures are below) I’m wasted and I’m doing a fucking photo shoot while I’m in the men’s room! I remember doing it but I don’t know why I do it!? I mean what can I be thinking? The rest of the story goes like this: I walk out of the bathroom, I fall onto a couch in the VIP section and I proceed to project streams of vomit all over the floor and the couch. YES I AM STILL IN THE CLUB WHILE I AM PUKING!!! I puked for about three hours Saturday night and most of the time I was doing it; I was doing it in front of pretty girls.
Yes I am a fucking rock star.
This is me during my "photo shoot" in the bathroom! Wow am I fucked up!
I was lucky enough to have Inesa take care of me while I was drunk!
This is Claudia. She doesn’t have anything to do with the story but she’s really hot!!! HI CLAUDIA!!!
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