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Today’s Live Show, June 5, 2007
By Dr. Johnny | June 5, 2007The things we will be talking about on today’s show include:
1. The MTV Movie Awards - Sacha Baron Cohen (who played Borat) made out with Will Ferrell and they land on the floor groping. Host Sarah Silverman takes a cheap shot at Paris Hilton, saying that her jail bars should be painted like male privates, making her feel more like home. Of course they pan to Paris and show her smirking. This is after Silverman makes a racist joke and they pan to Samuel L. Jackson. And, Eva Mendes raved about Seth Rogen’s semen. (Here’s Sarah Silverman on Paris Hilton.)
Will Farrell + Sacha Cohen Kissing - Do not expect to see Platypus and I doing that. It’s nasty. Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman almost kissing was cool though.
2. Female Body Enhancements: Kim Kardashian has Ass Implants? What’s up with butt implants, breast implants and vagina enhancements these days? What do you think of these procedures?
This picture looks kind of freaky. Look at Kim K’s butt.
It’s seems that Kim Kardashian only dates black guys, so maybe she wants to have a butt like a black woman? I’ve seen lots of pictures where she looks hot, but this is messed up. Maybe it was just a joke and she stuck a pillow in there? One of the other big trends these days is vaginoplasty, a surgical procedure to tighten the vagina. Kim is going to need that too if she keeps getting pounded by black dudes. Personally, I have no problem with breast implants, do not understand butt implants and think pussy enhancements are weird, but maybe some girls need them and their men appreciate them. What do you think?
3. Un-sportsman like Conduct - What do you get when you mix Earl Weaver, Billy Martin and Lou Piniella all together? You get minor league Double-A manager Phillip Wellman taking a complete "nutty". This guy freakin’ lost it! The Mississippi Braves manager went wild Friday during his team’s 7-6 loss at Chattanooga. His tirade took him on a tour of the diamond as he covered home plate with dirt, threw a base and crawled on his belly.
This is pretty f*cked up, but it is funny as piss too:
I guess he was absent the day they taught how to be a good sport?
4. What the Fuck!?!?! Broadcasters Win FCC Expletive Dispute - An appeals court said a new federal policy against accidentally aired profanities on TV and radio was invalid, noting that vulgar language had become so common that even President Bush has been heard using expletives.
From this report, we have the following:
"The broadcasters had asked the appeals court last year to invalidate the FCC’s conclusion that profanity-laced broadcasts on four shows were indecent, even though no fines were issued. The FCC said the "F-word" in any context "inherently has a sexual connotation" and can be subject to enforcement action. The appeals court said some of the FCC’s explanations for its new policy, reversing a more lenient policy in place for nearly three decades, were "divorced from reality."
The court noted that even President Bush was heard one day telling British Prime Minister Tony Blair that the United Nations needed to "get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this s—."
FCC Chairman Kevin Martin told The Associated Press that the ruling will make it difficult to impose fines for indecency.
"Practically, this makes it difficult to go forward on a lot of the cases that are in front of us," he said. An appeal was being considered, he said.
The FCC found its ban was violated by a Dec. 9, 2002, broadcast of the Billboard Music Awards in which singer Cher used the phrase "F— ‘em" and a Dec. 10, 2003, Billboard awards show in which reality show star Nicole Richie said, "Have you ever tried to get cow s— out of a Prada purse? It’s not so f—— simple."
In a majority opinion written by Judge Rosemary Pooler, the appeals court questioned whether the FCC’s indecency test could survive First Amendment scrutiny."
That’s pretty fucking cool! But does anybody give a shit? You better care, or you are a dumb ass bitch motherfucker!
It’s funny and ironic that the mainstream news media reporting on this story can’t use the bad words - ha ha ha!
5. Babe of the Week, Nada - Lingerie and High Heels never gets old.
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