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Today’s Live Show, June 12, 2007
By Dr. Johnny | June 12, 2007The things we will be talking about on today’s show include…
1. The Sopranos didn’t really end!?!
(Read with NY Italian accent) "You gotta be fuckin’ kiddin’ me! Fogetaboutit!(End accent)
So what’s the deal? Alternate endings on DVD! I guess that’s brilliant marketing for selling DVDs.
2. Paris Hilton is back in Jail!
Who f*cking cares! Even our webmaster who loves Paris Hilton is sick of hearing about this shit. Everybody knows that celebrities get special treatment, and hot blondes get special treatment, so this is a double-whammy of special treatment. What great publicity too!
Check out this pic of Paris Hilton Naked and then go read the story about how much extra Paris is costing tax payers than the "regular" jail bird.
Hilton Costs Taxpayers
Paris Hilton’s time in jail is costing the taxpayer more than 11 times what it costs to incarcerate the average inmate. Hilton costs Los Angeles County $1,109.78, compa… [more]
3. Amanda Beard in Playboy
Gene Wojciechowski said it best on ESPN…
“I don’t know if you’ve seen the eight-page spread (that’s probably the wrong word, isn’t it?) of Beard, but the photos have created quite a buzz. There’s one of her naked underwater. There’s a few of her naked in a shallow pool of water. There’s one of her naked on a boulder. There’s another one of her naked in the sand. Just about every geological surface is covered. The only thing not covered is Beard.
There seem to be three schools of thought on Beard’s decision to bare all:
• 1: She’s 25, she’s hot, and she’s a three-time Olympian with a finite marketable shelf life. And, as she says in the accompanying magazine interview, “As someone with a healthy lifestyle, I am trying to send a positive message that different body types are sexy.”
• 2: She’s 25, she’s sort of hot, and she’s a three-time Olympian who isn’t necessarily a lock to make the 2008 U.S. team for Beijing. So before everybody forgets who she is, Beard is going to squeeze every last dollar she can out of her body and swim fame.
• 3: She’s a disgrace to women and she should burn in God’s fiery hell.”
4. Psycho Ex Girlfriend - You’ve all had them, and so have we. Tell us about yours by calling into the show at 954-632-4309.
Why are the pretty ones always insane? - Chief Clancy Wiggum
This guy was smart enough to make a little web page of his psycho ex. Let’s listen to some of the recordings of his insane, evil bitch. Psycho Ex Girlfriend
5. Ghost Rider is out on DVD Nicholas Cage is cool and Eva Mendes is hot.
"The movie tells the story of one Johnny Blaze (played with much unintentional goofiness by Nicholas Cage), a famous motorcycle stunt rider who years ago sold his soul to Satan (Peter Fonda of all people) to save his father from the ravages of the cancer that is killing him. Of course, when you make a pact with the devil it never goes your way and soon Blaze finds out that he’s basically unable to die until the devil decides it is his time. While this makes him a fantastic stunt rider, it also makes him pretty darn miserable."
Other DVDs out today include “Breach” - about the manhunt for FBI mole Robert Hanssen, who pleaded guilty in 2001 to spying for Russia, and “Days of Glory” An old-fashioned World War II platoon movie in which a group of natives travel from Algeria to Morocco, through Italy to Provence and finally to a village in Alsace, where they anticipate joining the invading Allied troops. An Oscar nominee for best foreign film.
6. Pamela Anderson Celebrates Her 40th In S. Fla.
"Anderson turned down lucrative officers from nightclubs around the world which were eager to host a birthday bash for the blonde bomb shell but Anderson turned them all down and opted to celebrate with PETA at Fort Lauderdale’s vegan hot spot restaurant, Sublime."
I don’t care how hot a woman is. If she doesn’t eat meat, then she can take a piss off.
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